The Behemoth

This is the Behemoth, a soul-eating radiogram. It gurgles and snarls on its mantle-piece in the shop and occasionally picks up Radio 3 or a small child. It has always been here, and probably always will be. The shop itself has been hewn out of the very web it wove about itself in the primordial … Continue reading The Behemoth

Sod off, farewell…

It's been a while, but as my regular reader (hi mum!) will remember, we were encountering a little local difficulty with the company who were supplying us with card payment facilities. To avoid any embarrassment, I'll simply refer to them as "SodOff" from here on. (If you're that interested, you can read the extended correspondence … Continue reading Sod off, farewell…

SumUp: Jumping through hoops while beating your head against a brick wall

What I've posted below is the ongoing correspondence between myself and SumUp, who provide the magical little gizmo that processes our credit/debit card payments. The system is brilliant, easy to set up, simple to use, virtually idiot proof, secure and cheap. Dealing with their support team however is like trying to nail jelly to a … Continue reading SumUp: Jumping through hoops while beating your head against a brick wall